Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • If it was actually possible to project a bat signal onto clouds, the night sky would be awash with advertisements in every city.
  • Referring to your employees as "family" is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.
  • Considering how much they tend to like garlic, crucifixes, being in the sun and looking in mirrors, it would really suck for an Italian dude to get turned into a vampire.
  • A child is the most expensive thing you can get for free.
  • An assassin is just a serial killer who takes requests.