Shower Thoughts
They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.
- If it was actually possible to project a bat signal onto clouds, the night sky would be awash with advertisements in every city.
- Referring to your employees as "family" is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.
- Considering how much they tend to like garlic, crucifixes, being in the sun and looking in mirrors, it would really suck for an Italian dude to get turned into a vampire.
- A child is the most expensive thing you can get for free.
- An assassin is just a serial killer who takes requests.