The Morning Report: 10/19/17

Thursday,
October 19, 2017

Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet.

That New New

For this year's Best New Restaurants in America, Esquire skipped the concepts and gimmicks for simply good food.

Toughen Up

The search for the toughest fitness class in the most health-focused city in America.

Toughen Up

The search for the toughest fitness class in the most health-focused city in America.

Toughen Up

The search for the toughest fitness class in the most health-focused city in America.

Sans Purpose

Not everyone has to have an almighty purpose at their job. Here's how to have a purposeless career.

Bad Spends

People give us their worst purchases ever in under six words.

Rise at Your Own Risk

Before you decide to become a morning person, heed these warnings.

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

In the future, Google Earth will be able to offer entire views of the world as it was hundreds of years ago.
Life could be worse. Milk could have pulp.
Garbage bag commercials can stop proving that the bag won't rip and start showing that the string won't break.
When a tree or object is giving you shade, it is the only thing for 92 million miles between you and the sun.
One of the weirdest parts of getting into your 30's is thinking back to childhood memories and realizing that your parents were younger than you are now in most of them.