Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • If we mounted cameras on garbage trucks, Google Maps Street View could update weekly.
  • The first man who gave a colorful sparkly stone to a girl really had no idea what he was getting the rest of us into.
  • Check fridge, Nothing to eat. Check pantry, nothing to eat. Lower standards, repeat.
  • Adulthood is when 4:30 am is early in the morning instead of late at night.
  • There are probably more tattoos of tigers in the world than there are tigers.