They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• Fake drawers are just as shitty as fake pant pockets.
• We turned one of humanities biggest dreams, being able to fly, into one of the most boring, stressful experiences in life.
• As I get older I get more annoyed with how long it takes to scroll down to my birth year online.
• You hate your alarm both when it works and when it doesn't.
• "A species once thought to be extinct" is a handy way of saying "we miscounted."
• The old you is the young you.