Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • In one generation we went from, "watch your mouth around grandma, she's from a different time," to, "Don't mind all the stuff grandma says, she's from a different time."
  • Peak productivity is when one is so lazy that they do all of their work in advance so as to avoid doing it later.
  • 300 years ago, if you had something that was made in China, everyone would be really impressed.
  • When you scroll down, nothing actually moves up your screen. Certain pixels are just changing color.
  • Humans must have felt pretty good about themselves when the first picture from the sky proved that their maps were right.