Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Cigarette companies should be leading the charge on fighting cancer. Because once cancer is cured, a lot more people would smoke.
  • You know you've made it in life when you forget it's payday.
  • Smart phones should have a "guest mode" setting so you don't have to worry about friends seeing your browser history, photos or incoming texts when they use your phone for something.
  • I'm going to wait until the year 2020 to get a lasik procedure in the hopes of huge promotional discounts.
  • Best thing about the internet: you can talk shit about the Amish all day and they can't do shit about it.