Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • When we're young, we sneak out of the house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.
  • Nothing makes people madder than a logical solution to their emotional problem.
  • "90% success rate" sounds a lot better than "1 in 10 chance of failure".
  • The ability to create organs for a baby, but not for oneself is a major plot hole in human development.
  • If you bury your feet in sand at the beach, you're wearing planet shoes.