Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • We're afraid that if we allow cyclists to share the sidewalk with pedestrians then they'll hit 'em. So, instead we make cyclists share the road with a bunch of two ton death machines.
  • Sneezing while driving is seriously underrated as far as frightening events go.
  • 90% of toilet paper is used as a handle to grip, while 10% actually does the cleaning.
  • The fact that humans love blowing dandelion seeds is a lucky coincidence for dandelions.
  • The birth rate is going to drop like crazy when all the millennials who can't afford a house won't be able to afford a kid either.