Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Since there are 3600 seconds in an hour, and most people make less than $36.00/hr, their time is worth less than a penny per second. It's literally worth your time to pick up a penny from the ground.
  • People that wait until they're married to have sex only have sex with people in their family.
  • The opposite of "Tinder" would be an app named "Tender" which connects people for long-lasting, romantic relationships.
  • You don't realize how much muscle memory you have until you move the apps around on your phone.
  • The best thing about autonomous cars is that they won't slow down if there is an accident on the other side of the highway like a person would.