Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • The "every kid gets a trophy" thing was not an attempt to bolster self esteem. It was an attempt to sell more trophies to more people.
  • Lets just thank mother nature, for both pre-slicing and pre-wrapping oranges.
  • Hologram advertising is going to be really cool for about a week and then be really annoying for the rest of our lives.
  • Porn is to sex what professional wrestling is to real fighting.
  • Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.