Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Everyone in The Office became an actor so they wouldn't have to work in an office for a living, then they had to do office work over and over for nine years.
  • Sex between a man and a woman usually involves the woman doing everything she can to orgasm, while the man does everything he can to not orgasm.
  • The super-rich have fast cars, private jets, many large homes, exclusive designer fashion, live-in chefs, original artworks, and the same phone as you.
  • Mark Zuckerberg used to be a hero of the digital age, but now he has lived long enough to see himself become the villain.
  • Raising a kid is like programming Al. They'll do and believe whatever you want until they start to become self-aware.