Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • The Olympics is the only time when you hear "Great execution by North Korea" and it seems okay.
  • The average car in space is nicer than the average car on Earth.
  • Whining about jet lag is quite literally like complaining that the world does not revolve around us.
  • You know you've reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
  • Someone's DNA could have the cure for cancer but we will never know because they won't have cancer.