They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• Old trailers did not do the movies justice. New movies do not do the trailers justice.
• Your belly button is just your old mouth.
• Websites should tell you what their password requirements are on the login screen so you can remember which version of your password you used.
• The purpose of online dating apps is to lose customers.
• You know you've made it in life when your murder becomes an "assassination."