They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• If aliens come to Earth, we will have to explain why we made movies in which we fight and kill them.
• At the age of 60, Snoop Dogg will be 420 in dog years.
• There's probably some women out there whose children secretly belong to the wrong man and are freaking out about the fact that people are taking DNA tests for fun.
• Taking candy from a baby is actually the responsible thing to do.
• You know you've had a good break from work when you come back and can't remember any passwords.